“You’re the meaning in my life, you’re the inspiration,”
-sung by guy in workout clothes walking down the street. at the top of his lungs. he was hitting the notes.
And now I have Peter Cetera stuck in my head…
Overheard at a Laser Hair Removal Office
Girl being interviewed for a retail job.
While getting laser hair removal. Sounded like she was talking to the tech until she started talking about resumes.
For reals. Just happened. And no, I’m not posting this from a Laser Hair Removal Office - a friend of the blog just texted from there to tell me.
Don’t call me ma’am
An older guy with white hair just walked by, looking for a free table outside.
A young, 20-something guy waves to him, saying “We’re about to leave, sir.”
Older guy sits down, taking younger guy’s place, then says, ”And don’t call me, sir.”
Awesome.
They’re the kind of guys you say you like, but know you probably won’t for long
“That’s the kind of chick who says ‘I like you’ and you know you’re just gonna fuck her.”
— Two guys talking to each other over coffee
