Overheard at a Coffee Shop in L.A.

“You’re the meaning in my life, you’re the inspiration,” -sung by guy in...

Mon, 21 May 2012 16:25:06 -0400

“You’re the meaning in my life, you’re the inspiration,”

-sung by guy in workout clothes walking down the street. at the top of his lungs. he was hitting the notes.

And now I have Peter Cetera stuck in my head…

"So it’s like a risk. Real estate, acting. Which one?"

Mon, 14 May 2012 19:02:35 -0400

“So it’s like a risk. Real estate, acting. Which one?”

Overheard at a Laser Hair Removal Office

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 18:39:00 -0400

Girl being interviewed for a retail job.

While getting laser hair removal. Sounded like she was talking to the tech until she started talking about resumes.

For reals. Just happened. And no, I’m not posting this from a Laser Hair Removal Office - a friend of the blog just texted from there to tell me.

Don't call me ma'am

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 17:50:00 -0500

An older guy with white hair just walked by, looking for a free table outside.

A young, 20-something guy waves to him, saying “We’re about to leave, sir.”

Older guy sits down, taking younger guy’s place, then says, ”And don’t call me, sir.”

Awesome.

"You say that and I can tell right away you’re not on Facebook."

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 14:50:56 -0500

“You say that and I can tell right away you’re not on Facebook.”

They're the kind of guys you say you like, but know you probably won't for long

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 14:48:00 -0500

“That’s the kind of chick who says ‘I like you’ and you know you’re just gonna fuck her.”

— Two guys talking to each other over coffee

"She’s not hot enough to keep dating someone you’re getting death threats over."

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 16:31:13 -0400

“She’s not hot enough to keep dating someone you’re getting death threats over.”

"I think when I was young I wanted to act to be a good actor, but I think I wanted to be famous also."

Mon, 29 Aug 2011 13:15:15 -0400

“I think when I was young I wanted to act to be a good actor, but I think I wanted to be famous also.”

"I’m trying to not have calories in my drinks these days."

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 20:33:12 -0400

“I’m trying to not have calories in my drinks these days.”

Overheard at a Venezuelan restaurant in Beverly Hills

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 21:05:47 -0400

Male patron: What’s that one spicy Argentinian sauce called?

Waiter: I don’t know. We’re Venezuelan.

Two guys talking at a coffee shop

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 17:19:00 -0400

Guy 1: I know you don’t like my new hair.

Guy 2: I didn’t say that.

yes, this happened. Just now. I swear.

To clarify

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 18:20:36 -0400

Guy: I know you like playing dingbats.

Girl: I like spoofing dingbats

"You gotta fake that money to make that money."

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 15:59:19 -0400

“You gotta fake that money to make that money.”

"Just because it didn’t manifest into the opportunity doesn’t mean it didn’t happen."

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 20:12:49 -0400

“Just because it didn’t manifest into the opportunity doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.”

A screenwriter and an actress walk into a coffee shop...

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 15:00:12 -0400

Screenwriter guy: I can't work at a TV show, going in everyday. That's like a job.

Actress: That's like when you're 80 years old and you don't care and are, like, I'll be a show writer.

"It’s so funny in Santa Monica when you go to the coffee shop all you hear about is weed."

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 16:29:17 -0400

“It’s so funny in Santa Monica when you go to the coffee shop all you hear about is weed.”

"Any day I can step out the backseat of a Jag is a good day."

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 16:26:56 -0400

“Any day I can step out the backseat of a Jag is a good day.”

"They’re putting on comments like “they’re skankalicious,” but that’s not who they are..."

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 17:55:00 -0400

“They’re putting on comments like “they’re skankalicious,” but that’s not who they are because when they’re not on stage, they’re very sweet.”

"That would have been great to have a wife who’s an accountant."

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 17:25:19 -0400

“That would have been great to have a wife who’s an accountant.”

"Tell her she’s lucky I didn’t give her the I told you so story."

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 14:26:02 -0400

“Tell her she’s lucky I didn’t give her the I told you so story.”